
Maybe the road is wearing on us. But even while we were shooting the first film, we easily declared that our worst meals were had in the heart of the country - America's so-called breadbasket. Tasteless, uninspired, processed, it's really the Enterprise's food replicator run amok.
We just stopped for lunch in Russell, Kansas, actually breaking our reverse road rule by stopping at an independent restaurant across the street from a McDonald's.
I nearly opted for the $4.99 buffet until I saw it. The salad bar had exactly ONE vegetable: that Midwest staple that seems to make people think they're actually eating their greens -- iceburg lettuce. No tomatoes. No carrots. Not even cucumbers. Everything else was designed to make the lettuce easier to go down: several types of heavy dressings, lots of shaved cheese, bacon bits, and even chocolate pudding.
I can't wait until we pass that invisible border that brings us back into the Pacific Northwest's proper greens, "clean" food with a light touch. Louisiana cuisine was terrific, but meals there were heavy, and often fried. I hope we don't have to stop for food again out here on the plains.
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